Description
“Everything Must Stay” – Haute Mess Edition
Welcome to the ultimate treasure hunt! This 3-bed, 2-bath country retreat is bursting with personality—and personal effects. From the moment you step inside, you’ll be greeted by a curated collection of mystery socks, vintage electronics, and avant-garde laundry installations.
• Furnished? Absolutely.
• Organized? Not even close.
• Inspirational? Like a thrift store met a Pinterest board during a windstorm.
Drawers overflow with forgotten dreams. Closets whisper stories. The living room doubles as a museum of hobbies past. And yes, the Zen Garden awaits—somewhere beneath the patio furniture and ornamental extension cords.
Sold as shown. No need to pack. Just bring a toothbrush, a flashlight, and a sense of adventure. Your offer includes everything you see—and probably a few things you don’t. Schedule your personal showing today
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